Two Pints

“Richard the Third.” 
“Who was he?”
“The king of England.”
“Wha’ happened the fuckin’ Queen?”
“Before her.”
“He was her da”
“I think so, yeah. Grandda maybe.”
“Anyway, they found him.”


Two men meet for a pint.
They talk about their Da’s, death, Nigella,
North Korea, the afterlife…
Pull up a stool and listen in as they chew
the fat and set the world to rights…


Starring: Liam Carney and Lorcan Cranitch
Written by: Roddy Doyle
Directed by: Caitríona McLaughlin
Design by: Kate Moylan
Produced by: Kelly Phelan

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