Solve for X

So, ZoomBoy and the phone have been working out well.

ZoomBoy, this morning as Squish and I are leaving: Mom, I'm going to have detention.

Me: Why?

ZB: I forgot my math book.

Me: Would you like me to bring it to you?

ZB: Please! It's in the basket of clothes near my bed.

Me: Groovy.

Later:

Me: It's in the attendance office. I told them you'd come by during lunch.

ZB: THANK YOU!  4x=4x -- solve for x and you'll know how many thanks I give you

Me: I'm going to guess it's infinity.

ZB: Yes!  Today is club day, can you pick me up at 4?

Me: Sure. A good thing you didn't have detention.

ZB: INFINITE THANKS!

So my spawn are grateful, and that feels good. Of course, he originally told us to get him at 4, and then at 4, he told us 5.  Squish and I were okay with that--we stopped by a used book store to look around, and Squish got a sequel she hadn't known was out.

But, while at the used book store, I saw the above picture, and I was, well, very surprised.

I asked, "So, why divide the intrigue authors like that."

The two girls--young, a little clueless, went, "Uh, there were too many for one section. They were to organize them."

"Not alphabetically."

"Too many. No, there's just too many authors."

"Hunh." (Ellery's least favorite word, that, for those of you who have read the Fish stories.)

And this was when ZoomBoy texted me and I had to run. I was going to ask them if they had LGBTQ authors, and then, I thought, "You know... why don't I just trade in a couple of author copies for store credit and sort of sneak them in there..."  Because I have Dreamspun Desires, and I'd love to just have them hanging out in category romance.

At the very least, I'd like to figure out how to have a reasonable discussion about, "You do realize this looks sexist as fuck, right?"

But, like I said, clueless clerks, small independent store, lots of dusty shelves in a conservative area.  But proof that sexism can be found in many places--even around a forgotten corner where it shouldn't be at all.
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NeverTooManyBooks So I'm pretty sure I've told this story in, like, 22 places over the last few weeks alone, and I think that's at least partly because, even though it happened over a year ago, I still can't really believe it *actually* happened, for real.

And since it contains both awesome children being awesome (well, y'k, they're mine, so there may be some bias), and ridiculous sexism involving books, it seemed appropriate to present here again, for your amusement and horror both, a conversation that looked a lot like this:

Deputy Principal: I've been talking to the librarian and we're concerned about the books your son is borrowing.

Me: (puzzled) hunh? (it is after all a fairly conservative primary school library, and he is in year 6, so I'm a little confused how he could have even found something unsuitable??)

DP: He's been reading a lot of fairy and pony club type books?

Me: Uh, yeeees??

DP: We just thought he should maybe find something more suitable.

(At this point I realise she is suggesting boys shouldn't be reading 'pink' books; she also begins to clue in the conversation is not going the way she presumably envisioned)

Me: I'm totally fine with that. As far as I'm concerned he's welcome to borrow whatever he'd like, the same goes for all my children there.

DP (backtracking and kinda grasping): Well they're not really at an appropriate reading level for him, are they?

Me: He'd read LotR and the Silmarilion by the time he was ten. I'm not concerned about his reading ability, and actually encourage him to read widely. I like that he enjoys a lot of very different books. I'm not sure what the problem is?

{crickets}

DP: We also need to talk to you about special needs documentation we need for your kids...

The school still has the same librarian and DP, but now has a new Principal, who I'm happy to say laughed her arse off when I told her the epilogue to this story, as happened at the school's next book fair:

Me: So I can buy a book and donate it to the school, right?

Librarian: Yes!

Me: And do you put one of those little plates in the front with the name of the donor on it?

Librarian: Yes.

Me (grinning, presents the pinkest hot pink book with big, sparkly silver title and a foal on the cover I could find): I'd like to donate this, please.

Librarian (obviously a little slow): Wonderful, thanks!

Me: I know he's in high school now, but we'd both really love it if it could be in my son's name.

Librarian (looking and sounding absolutely *horrified*): Um, are you sure you don't want it in the whole family's name? Or maybe one of your daughters?

Me: Nope, I'm absolutely sure!

I'm pretty sure it makes me a bad person, but thinking about the look on the Librarian's face still makes me laugh a year later. So does hoping I get to see it again - my daughter has requested next time we donate a 'boys' book in her name. I think it's going to become a book fair tradition ;-)

And, y'k, sometimes reasonable discussion is overrated. Enjoy sneaking your books in ;-) ;-)


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Amy Lane I LOVE this story! Hot pink books for EVERYONE!!! And sneaking the books in MUST HAPPEN now.


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