Odds Make A Splash In A Flash!

Can something that isn't a thing make a splash at any wing? How would that work? Imaginary thing meet imaginary water for a splashing perk? The cat sure went on there. Odds are I always will at my lair.

Word Splash Odds Throw A Bash
Words are splashing.Dine and dashing.Can words dine?So confusing to the feline.
Odds are good,There at her hood.Although she does drive,Way away from her hive.
Yuck to that commute.I'd give it the boot.Then we'd go broke.Maybe more of a poke?
Oh, she gave a review.A good one too.Oh, there's a bad.Odds drop at her pad.
She gets tracked down.Author is from crazy town.They demand she retract.Then they surely act.
Act what, who knows.But odds go to new lows.Then they may spring back,As she lives vicariously at her shack.
Pics from others shown.Maybe even uses a drone.That is a good way to be.No travel death spree.
Look, another review.One for a movie came due.It is a good one as well.Damn, some critic raised hell.
How can she think that?Drones on like a gnat.Then she runs away.Stalker critic won't let her play.
Isn't online fun?Stalker and nuts by the ton.Odds sure are slimming.The lights may be dimming.
Odds = In Need Of ReviewAt Least They Aren't In The Loo
Do you review? Got a nut after you? Even if a review is good a nut may come after you at your hood. Don't you love the crazy internet nut cases? They usually won't even show their faces. Odds are she'll still be a blogging lass as I'm sure she can ignore any nuts like I do with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.