The Curiously Stunted, Incomprehensibly Disjointed, Perfectly Inadequate Adventures of Nicholas Cornelius Holloway – Episode 65

The tour bus was cramped, the rockstar was peevish, and the guitarist was having trouble with his boots.

“‘Literally.’ I loathe that word,” the rockstar said. “Remove it from any sentence with no loss of meaning.”

“Care to wager?” said the guitarist. “And would you help me with these boots?”

Literally leveraging against a stove, the rockstar committed.

The guitarist said, “You’re literally pulling my leg.” He snickered. “Your pants are literally on fire.”

Now things literally got heated.

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