Odds In Beer Are Coming Near!

That would be rather bad. Betting while drunk may make you mad. When you wake up hung over and broke. That's enough to make anyone choke. But you could win. Also choking on the dough at your bin.

A Beer For The Shower Odds Climb The Tower
Why even try?Odds sure are high.They'll so be here.That is so clear.
Beer in a shower,Hour by hour.Whoops, fall and hit head.Blog is now dead.
Camping in the woods.Sure beats the hoods.Eaten by a bear.No more blogging at their lair.
Fat shaming at play.Oh the dismay.A fat person flattened each.No blogging in reach.
Going for a third.A new agent who's a turd.Except they are a killer too.No new blogs in view.
At a book retreat.Both left in defeat.Basic Instinct remake.New posts at stake.
Entered a cave.Thought it was a rave.Damn, it's a bear.Not the kind with hair.
Pissed off gun nuts,That are in gun ruts.That never ends good.These odds aren't understood.
An idiot takes offense.They are far too dense.So they really take a fence.Odds go up a few cents.
The football heads stage a comeback.They want to cause flack.Each can't decide which to show.Boy, these odds just may be low.
Odds = Go Get A BeerYou Have Something To Fear 
Ever get chased by a bear? Is camping a fun thing to do at your lair? Beer in the shower may not be a good idea if drunk as a skunk. Then you may go kerplunk. Odds sure did a flip flop from the start. Maybe there is some kind of plot. Watch those gun nuts when it comes to sass. They may gather in mass and pass more than gas. They'll never catch my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.