11 fragments of FACEBOOK statuses & photos you never knew about
(not suitable for pseudo-politically-correct people who read self-help books)
After being fired from his job at a “Job Hiring” Company, Nimrud Astirys was contacted by a head-hunter for a very weird and exciting part-time job: Antiquity Social Media Archaeologist. What he found out is mind-blowing (luckily, some “hashtags” were still in a great condition). From Moises, to Alexander and the Titanic, here are the most stirring Facebook fragments:
ONE- Moses updated his statusMOSES — travelling with 600,000 others from EGYPT to ISRAEL #travelling #globetrotter #friends #exodus #promisedland #family #love #adventure #desert #newbeginning
TWO- Hannibal uploaded a new photoHANNIBAL — CHILLING with , HASDRUBAL and 45,000 others at — THE ALPS #mountains #chillingwithfriends #ihaterome #carthage #phoenicians #punicwar #baal
Photo credits: Archaeometry JournalTHREE- Alexander updated his statusALEXANDER -feeling GREAT today
FOUR- Moses: 1 new notificationGOD has poked you
FIVE- Jesus’ FriendsJUDAS has unfollowed YOU
SIX- Mahatma Gandhi updated his statusMAHATMA GANDHI is eating — KALE #kale #foodporn #foodie #eatlight #lowcalories #healthy #healthylifestyle #love #peace #india #lowcal #vegan #yoga #broga
SEVEN- Monalisa changed her profile picture
photo credits — Tomas Cejka (Pinterest)EIGHT- Ariel Cohen updated his statusARIEL COHEN has just checked in at — “AUSCHWITZ CONCENTRATION CAMP”
NINE- Rosette Haddad updated her locationROSETTE HADDAD has moved with JAMIL HADDAD and 3 others to -OTTOMAN EMPIRE
TEN- Joseph the Apostle CALENDAR EVENTS1 New Event: LAST SUPPER — Five of your friends are going
ELEVEN- Maximus Pontus updated his cover photoMAXIMUS — Chilling with JULIUS, MINIBUS and 55 others at — MY PALACE #aboutlastnight #tbt #party #partying #love #nofilter #liveloverome #romans
