Writing - 10 strange news items

So the point of this blog is to amuse, engage and entertain.

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1. Justin Bieber's tour made more than $250m (£192m) in ticket sales.

Am I bovvered!!!

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2. The Vikings ate frozen food.

Course they did - they were surrounded by ice most of their lives.

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3. The number of young people planning to go to university is at its lowest level in eight years.

Unsurprising as the government are making it more expensive to go.

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4. Tony Blair was briefly a Trotskyite.

Now he's just a gob*****

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5. Oil can send birds off course and hamper migration.

As well



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6. Giant 1,574ft (480m) long pipes are washing up on Norfolk beaches.

But from where?

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7. Surgery waiting numbers in England are at their highest in decade.

And will get longer under the Tories

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8. Men from poor backgrounds are 'twice as likely to be single'.

 I am!

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9. You can rent Donald Trump's childhood home for $777 (£615) a night.

Or you may decide not to.

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10. An asteroid the size of a house will come very close to the Earth in October.

Donald Trump's House, Buckingham Palace or mine?


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God Bless