Apparently,

you can rent my book for a semester. Weird. I always knew I was in a class by myself, but am I an actual class now? Haha. I HIGHLY doubt it. Early Onset of Night 101.

I actually think I'm a 300 level, but anyway. I envision college student quotes….

"Shit! I'm flunking Early Onset of Night."

"I can't go clubbing. I have to read 20 pages of that creepy book, Early Onset of Night. There may be a pop quiz."

"Fuck this. I am SO dropping this class."

"Seriously?"