Eclipse As Emergency

Our tiny Appalachian county of Towns, Georgia, population 11,100, fears there might be a right lot of you suspicious foreigners showing up Monday for this eclipse thing. We hear it will involve a brief period of darkness. During the day, mind you! Our county fathers are concerned enough that they’ve activated their emergency notification system and called all residents with the following message. Have a listen:

https://commonsenseandwhiskey.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/eclipseemergency.mp3

 

Y’all aren’t coming here up to no good, or nothing, are ye?