An Odd List That Can't Be Missed!

Lists help here and there and they can be used everywhere. Some write them down each day. Pfffft to that I say. I'll keep them in my head. Saves time and doesn't cause trees dread.

Raviolis and Waterworks Odds With Listed Perks
Ten Odds For And Against Blabber. Like A Mime May Stab Her!
1. A deadly disease is caught in her mind. Fake diseases really put her in a bind.So she runs far far away thinking blogger gave her a disease today. I hear they make pills for that. You can trust the cat.

2. A bird pecks her eyes out and she gives a hideous shout.The shouting scares more birds and they eat her turning her to turds.That would lower her odds of a new post display by the way.
3. She gets a job that requires more hours in some big NY towers.Then she worries about the building fall over or tramping in the poop of rover.Back to the birds she'd go and the crap thing, you know.
4. She goes on vacation and the plane goes boom. Oh the doom.Fear of flying isn't bad. Saves money at ones pad.Boom = lower odds as well as one rings their last bell.
5. A list pisses off some stalker fan. They throw her in the back of a van.Wait, isn't her van still in another place? Oh that was another person's parking space.Where are the higher odds? Not many to give nods.
6. She takes a "break" again there at her den.May need to seek out the definition of break should she do a double take.Probably thinks a robbery is about to occur. That won't make her purr.
7. She starts a new blog then goes back to the old time log.But take her time in between before skipping back to her old scene.The cat can recall. Odds are I remember all.
8. She hits it big. Runs away and dances a jig.The odds go way down as she's from short town.Yeah, she hit a big fat guy. Splat she goes on the first try.
9. She comes up short and files a short report.Ideas are in short supply. On short notice away she did fly.Notice my short retort? Sure didn't come up short.
10. She gets lost an in outhouse museum because to her it's like a coliseum. Hopefully not lost down a hole. That would be a nasty goal.Odds are arriving in and it sure isn't a win.
Odds = Panic AttackStill Stuck On The Disease Way Back
Ever have a fake disease? Did birds come after you like the breeze? Can a breeze come after you? Are you a blog "break" person at your zoo? Like break for a year. Does an outhouse museum cause you fear? Isn't that a great list? Sure one not to be missed. Now I'll watch the panic attack of that LMF...Jax...excuse me...Jaclyn lass. It is so amusing to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.