Twitter bots I will never get around to making

Henry Rick James
Preposition of the Day
Jane Austen in Austin [Jane Austen is (-ing verb) at (Austin location)]
TheNewspapersWereRight [(X) was general all over (X)]
Lovecraft Sells Amway
Maltify [(verb) (amount) of malt into (noun)]
AyiyiAI [Uh-oh, the AI just (past tense verb) (the noun) in the (noun)]
Pudding [pudding]
Facial Hair Wars ([historical figure]’s (type of facial hair) vs. [historical figure]’s [type of facial hair)]
AdverbialBrooks [(line from David Brooks corpus), thought David Brooks (adverb)]
Paisley [paisley (X)]
YoMamaPoliceState [your mother is so police state, she (dystopian phrase corpus)]