Update: What if I suddenly become high energy?

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The first thing I did upon awakening after last week’s partial thyroid extraction  was text our 16-year-old daughter a good/bad news equation.



“The good news is I’m going to be fine. The bad news is I was going to give you my car.”



This was funny because my jalopy is in tragic condition, way worse than even me. It has 181,750 miles on it, has electrical short issues and