A Vanishing Act Kinda Pact!

The ninja wannabe is here. Is that not clear? The wannabe part gives him away. For he is seen at many a bay on many a day. What more can I say? It turns out a lot. But that is a lesson you need not be taught.

Alex J Cavanaugh aka Ninja Wannabe Odds He Will Miss This Post From Me
A ninja attack.It may kinda lack.Can see him coming.May even start humming.
Hey, he can sing.So a weird ninja ring?Mini Alex isn't so great.That's why he became a litter box mate.
He hurt the cat's ears.But he shed no tears.At least he could never wet the bed.Then he popped off his head.
What were the odds?Care for some fishing rods?I'm beating around the bush?Maybe the bush with the tush?
That I may be.Easy for me.Told you I can talk.At least I don't squawk.
Why you may ask?Odds are an easy task.Still movies that are showing?Yep, even if in remakes are blowing.
Still music at play?Yep, any old day.IWSG still running?Wasn't my last week's post stunning?
Are TV shows still on?Yep, from dusk to dawn.And dawn to dusk.May even see an elephant tusk.
The Gawker likes animal mating.His discovery channel gets no hating.So that tells you it there.Plenty of TV to spare.
So with all of that,Plenty at his blog mat.Only odds you have to find,Is that of the vacation kind.
Odds = 99.99%Unless On Vacation He Went
Well he could decide to go full ninja too and just disappear from view. But the mini one would give him away. He probably still stinks from his litter foray. Seen the ninja wannabe around? Do you think animal mating shows astound? Maybe you and The Gawker can have a thrill. Discovery channel fits the bill. I even got an agreement from the singing bass. This one has near perfect odds according to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.