Attack of the AttackWatch!

Jonah, re the president urging his supporters to report dissenters to ThinSkinWatch.com, I was flattered to discover via  a reader that I am the only sinister foreigner to be honored with my own page of Presidential smears at TouchyAndInsecure.com. You can find it here -- http://www.attackwatch.com/tag/mark-steyn/ .

Imagine my disappointment, however, at finding my catalogue of hate crimes entirely blank.

C'mon, you TouchyWatch watchers. You've been in business for a good 48 hours. I've surely smeared the president at least a couple of times since then. And I believe that, if I manage three smears in one day, Uncle Onyango's deportation order gets transferred to me.