My Type

My type of girl
Doesn’t have to travel the world

I want a girl who’s body
Can be read like a book

My type of girl can go
Drink for drink with me

Maybe a girl who I can
Kiss through cigarette smoke

A girl that might have dyed hair
Though I really don’t care

As long as

I meet a girl who’s into me
Like I’m into her

My type of girl
Is kinky as hell

A kind of girl that still knows
What I want for my birthday

My type of girl will
Kill cockroaches for me

She’ll know my starbucks order
And have hugs...