Today We Get Our Groove On!

It isFriday,here,in my part of theWorld.A day in which we like to get our groove on.That was not always the case in my life.You see,I grew up with anIrish Catholic Mother.And she wanted me to become aPriest.I went to aCatholic Grade Schooluntil8th Grade.I went toChurch,as anAlter Boysix days a weekand onSaturdays,I went toCatechism.InHigh School,because of my beautifulHigh School Sweetheart,I discoveredSex!After that,can you imagine the double slap in the face I would receive if I had become aPriest?First,I would have had to give up sex,and second,I would have had to listen to everyone else talk about theirs in theConfessional Booth![image error] 
Raising seven children,I was often asked if I had a favorite child.I would answer,Of course I did!It was the cutest little girl you ever did see.Blond hair, blue eyes, and the biggest dimples.   She lived right next door to us,because she was my neighbor's kid! 
Why can't you hear aPterodactylgoing to theBathroom?Because thePis silent!
This is,Hoping I Started Your Weekend With A Good Laugh,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
-Paul Terry -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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