Odds On The Redneck Come On Deck!

Hmmm, this one may be tough. Figuring out such odds could be rough. Maybe Vegas can help me out. They know what odds may be about.

Just Keepin It Real, Folks Odds With Those Jokes
The redneck is on deck.May have to crane your neck.Yeah, the odds are that low.I'm sure there is no death though.
Whoops, I was wrong.Look at her play along.She's poking fun at super glued sex nuts.They may get her after out of their glued ruts.
Along come more.Enemies galore.They are everywhere.Odds are they'll only give an evil glare.
But what is this?She has Facebook page bliss?The blog is going down?Uh oh, odds dip in her town.
Wait, she got in the liquor.The words come quicker.She needs another outlet.Blogging is a safe bet.
Hmm, filled her cup.That makes the odds go up.Maybe just a little.The liquor could just produce spittle.
She needs home repairs.Like some new stairs.Haven't we been there before?Is this some rebooted encore?
She stated she'd never be back.Whoops, lied at her shack.That makes odds of a new post high.But will one in August 2017 fly?
I don't know.She may get sucked into a pimple popping show.Or have much laundry to do.Maybe dance disco like without a clue.
So the odds are in.She may give one a spin.But you got a 50/50 chance.All hinges on that disco dance. 
Odds = In BetweenFacebook may be her new disco scene.
What was your bet? What? You didn't bet yet? That is just rude. Is the redneck still around giving attitude? The cat shall see if it is true when this post comes due. She could have got sucked into some laundry craze or lost in a Facebook maze. The odds sure pile high against her in mass. Of course she could come back just to curse my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.