When you have to go somewhere fancy only you NEVER go somewhere...

When you have to go somewhere fancy only you NEVER go somewhere fancy so you have to pull out your HIGH SCHOOL HOMECOMING DRESS and also you’re wearing flip flops because you NEVER GO SOMEWHERE FANCY but maybe it’ll be dark and no one will see. (And the fact that I can still fit into my, let me say it again, HIGH SCHOOL HOMECOMING DRESS baffles me, praise be to empire waisted dresses)