The human tricked me this week. He fooled me into a pink box, then carried me around. Before I knew it, I was at someplace called a vet. All in the attempt to make sure I was healthy. I could have saved the trip. I’m fit as a fiddle. It was all weird, the man in a white coat prodded and examined me. If I heard correctly even checked out my poop. At least it wasn’t too long.