Dick and Jane For Everything

A new contest with giveaways! If you want to enter, please comment below with your version of "Dick and Jane" for a classic.

Here are some examples of mine:

Wilbur is a pig. Look, Wilbur likes to eat. Wilbur likes to talk. Talk, Wilbur. Talk to the spider. The spider's name is Charlotte. Charlotte likes to make webs.

The queen is mad, Gen. She is so mad she won't speak. She wants to kill you. But killing you is too easy. So she chops off your hand instead. Ouch, Gen. That will hurt.

Tess is a girl. She is a sweet girl. Look, Tess is dancing. Will Angel ask her to dance? Ask her, Angel. Ask her. She would like you. Angels does not ask. Tess is sad.

Scarlett is pretty. See her green eyes. Fiddle-dee-dee, says Scarlett. Fiddle-dee-dee. Scarlett likes Ashely. But Ashely does not like Scarlett. He likes Melanie instead.

Meg's father is gone. Meg wants to bring her father home. She has to find her father first. Where could he be? It is a dark and stormy night. Very dark and very stormy. Poor Meg.

Huck does not like to do chores. Huck does not like to be inside. He runs away from home. Run, Huck, run. Huck meets a friend. His friend is named Jim. Run, Jim. Run with Huck.

Ishmael's name is Ishmael. He likes to ride in a boat. See the boat in the water. Ride, Ishmael, ride. Ishmael likes to fish. He likes to fish and ride. Watch out, Ishmael.

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