"I switched to whiskey with a beer back. He switched to champagne and a couple of lines of coke,..."

“I switched to whiskey with a beer back. He switched to champagne and a couple of lines of coke, though I’m not sure why. Everyone knows the region may have great pinot noir but it has drop-dead shitty blow.”

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D.U.I.: A Fake Memoir of a Real Asshole
(via davidvienna)

Another teaser from my novel.