THERE'S A BATHROOM ON THE RIGHT

Greetings, Cool Peeps:

Recently, a friend texted me early on a Saturday morning with the following message: "Up and Adam, Molly, we're going shopping today." I'd like to say that I just laughed, wondering how she could mistake "up and at 'em" for "up and Adam," except that for years, I thought the expression was said the same way. I often pondered why "up and Adam" meant "wake up and get out of bed," but I never researched it. On the day I saw "up and at 'em" written out on a billboard, it...