From the Files of Random and Win

First, search terms I am delighted led persons to my blog:

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Welcome, o persons of inquiring mind!

Second: I was looking for something today, and conditions being favorable (meaning I didn't have too much stuff piled in front of my file cabinet) the search led into my files which were a mess. They are somewhat less messy now (no, I didn't find it) and also about six hundred pieces of paper lighter.

Gems found in my search:

"Now that I have my pen put back...