Searching for fresh new clichés

Searching for fresh clichés to use in political commentary and social media is a full time job. Here are a few that might wet your whistle or knock the balls off a brass monkey:

[image error]Going with your gut is evidence of diarrhea.
What doesn’t kill you probably is covered by the new health insurance bill.
A rose by any other name may not be a red.
Democrats are looking for a witch behind every Russian.
Good crack is always illegal while a good crack often goes viral.
Skydiving is good to the last drop.
Absence makes the heart look yonder.
All’s well when the last lawyer is finally paid.
An idle mind is a Congressman’s playground.
An ounce of prevention is worth a thousand bucks on the street.
A bad seed probably comes from a GMO lab.
CNN beats facts into ashes if not asses.
Too many reporters are calling a spade a shovel.
You can’t judge a crook by his cover story.
Today’s political commentary is usually crock and bullshit story.
Obstructionists are a few bricks shy of a stone wall.
A sleeping Senator beats a Kangaroo loose in the paddock.
Today’s Kodak moments have probably been PhotoShopped.
We’re waiting for freshman Congressmen to wake up and smell the bait.
Caught like a dear who woke up on the wrong side of somebody else’s bed.

You probably didn’t hear it here first.

–Malcolm