Registration is Closed
Registration is Closed - for everything.
Pre-registration for the Spring 2016 Ballet Class was open to alumni families on June 14, 1968 and was sold out in 10 minutes. The waitlist is primarily for those expecting to expect children in 2060 or afterwards.
Young People’s Fun Camp held its open house two months ago, though it was something of a formality. All camp classes are full and always were.
Robot Builders Summer Camp registration was determined by algorithm from a pool of applicants pre-selected by lottery. The lottery was secret, open only to non-human, artificial intelligence.
Stick N Mud Park Explorers registration was available by geocache on whatever yesterday was. One lucky excavator and 200 of their closest friends have priority registration. In the event of a cave-in, a wait-list will be announced.
Bike Camp has pedaled away.
Sail-Away Camp has shipped off.
Philosophical Journeys was only ever theoretical.
Junior Scouts is free, openings are plentiful but your kid will refuse to attend so we have closed registration, for you only.
Due to popular demand, Two Teens/Five Bucks Camp is back again this summer. Two surly teens will keep an eye on your kid, sort of - for five bucks. This is not technically a camp, nor is it safe or advised, but please register soon due to limited openings.
Uh-oh, did you register for camp?
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