A Tarsier Man Return As Out New Tales Churn!

The bug eyed creep is back. This makes 19 adventures for him at my shack. How can he have so many? A bug eyed creep shouldn't have any. Fans seem to like him though. So away we go.

Tarsier Man was winning.
Then bugs started spinning.
They were kind of thugs
Those nasty old bugs.

They sent him in a hole.
It was quite the stroll.
He went down, down, down,
Finding a whole new crown.

Even got freaky love.
Now he has to get above.
Kisses and hugs.
Blah to the bugs.





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Tarsier Man was on a stroll.No one was there to see his patrol.The place was bare.No humans to spare.
But he searched away.Found many on display.They were buying cars.Looked like drunks at bars.
The evil car people had them in a stupor.Each thought their deal was super.Tarsier Man had to save the day.The car people were taking all their pay.




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Borlin was out and about.
He got many a shout.
He knew something was wrong.
Not wanting to play along.

He found Tarsier Man,
After beating back the clan.
Then everything went wackadoo.
All had a polka dot view.

They had to find the polka dot creep.
Those polka dots were going deep.
They were tacky too.
What could they do?





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That makes three more that has come ashore. About 116 now at play. Tarsier Man sure likes to put on the weird come what may. Ever deal with nasty car people at your sea? Call Tarsier Man and he'll set you free. A fee may come to pass. Hey, he's not as nice as my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.