Obituary for Self-Control

OMG! Saw this artilcle by a recently divorced woman (who has an excellent sense of humor by the way) and made my plans to attend the funeral for a wonderful old friend this weekend. His name is Self-Control.

Self-control led a long, healthy life. His first cousin, Discipline, survives him, but barely. Self-control was a friend to many, helping them to focus on the higher virtues in their lives like fidelity, generosity, kindness, and selflessness. Self-control proved himself over time to be the greatest friend any man (or woman) could have. His able friendship equipped many a male to discover new dimensions of himself, the joy of a lifelong marriage, the warmth of a family, and the meaning that can flow only from the above. Moreover, Self-control also helped innumerable human beings to resist life's many distractions (like a   >>>>>   Read Entire Post