New Fees For You At My Zoo!

You better get your credit card ready. New fees are going to come at you steady. You will have to pay more just to visit my shore. What for? Bah, that's something of lore.

It's the same post.
Length and rhyme at my coast.
It's the same cat,
Even still Cassie and Pat.

But we're upping fees.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
So they are being increased.
Hey, at least we aren't a TV priest.

The content still the same.
Making fun of things humans claim.
The time is even in check.
Another post is always on deck.

But we're upping fees.
Just because we please.
Oh, I mean because we're broke.
Yeah, that's it, so don't choke.

No increased cost on our end.
Nothing in the mail we have to send.
Actually it got cheaper for us.
But shhhhh that may cause a fuss.

Because we're upping fees.
Like high socks to your knees.
They are being upped today.
So get ready to pay.

We're just oh so overworked.
Around our bodies are jerked.
It is just no fun.
So we'll charge everyone.

As we up our fees.
Have to keep away fleas.
Get ready to pay.
Don't forget to have a nice day.

Not even a new design.
The same spotted feline.
The same blog pics and such.
But we'll up them more than a touch.

Because we can do what we please.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
We need to take it all from you.
So look for increased fees to come due.

Pfffffft damn whiny sites out there. Making money by the bucket load at their lair. Oh, but they are still soooo poor. They have to charge more. Or charge other fees back to you. Who needs business expenses coming due. Nothing else changes but the fees. Yeah, I'd like to send fleas to all their knees. Ever see such sites like this come to pass? They can all kiss my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.