The Body Part Taken To Heart!

Look, I did it right there. Are you on the ball today at your lair? If you are then you'll get this fast. Maybe you can then go have a blast. What will you blast? Beats the hell out of this cast.

Taken to heart.
Wow, that's a start.
You put it inside you?
Damn, did death come due?

Scratching your head?
Yeah, that gets said.
Do you sit like a monkey?
You may look rather funky.

Tickled your funny bone?
Is the funny bone known?
Do you stick your fingers right through the skin?
They call that a need to go to the loony bin.

On the nose.
There she blows.
Snot and whatever.
A brown nosing endeavor?

Caught someone's eye?
Blah, nasty to this rhyming guy.
Did they pop it out and throw it to you?
That is so ewww.

Give someone a hand.
Isn't that grand.
Your very own Thing.
I can just hear the cha-ching.

Give them the finger?
One is more pivotal to no longer linger?
Can you tell me which one you gave?
I bet you are now all the rave.

Foot in your mouth?
Damn, does it head south?
From mouth to ass.
That foot must have class.

Lend an ear.
That would cause fear.
How do you get it back on?
Sure it's not a con?

A broken heart.
You sure are falling apart.
Maybe you need stitches.
Or were you cursed by witches?

See how fun going literal can be? All of those turn out rather nasty at any sea. Some can even bring on death as a taken heart means you breathed your last breath. Silly humans and their sayings. So many of them get repeat playings. The cat will stick to his known sass and just end things with his little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.