Flail Number 06: Lost As Usual

I have virtually no sense of direction. When I first got my driver's license, I had to GPS my way from home to school and back everyday for the first three months at least (not that was much help half the time). You see, one key characteristic of GPS is that sometimes it gets a little slow and you miss a turn. Then, it recalculates.��
Recalculating... the GPS equivalent of giving the map to the kid

��Anyway, I have countless recalculating stories, including the time I started onto the highway and