What Was That You Spat?

 
What was that?You fell flat?Things are bad?No fun is had?
What was that?You curse the cat?Why do that?Are you a gnat?
What was that?Chew that fat.You're not great?Can't beat fate?

What was that?You fell flat?Didn't we do this?Don't give me a hiss.

What was that?Bad's where it is at?Now you're just twisting words.Are you repeat tweety birds?

What was that?It's under your hat?Like in your brain?Is this a thought train?

What was that?Whoops, it's scat.Thoughts fell flat.How about that?

How about that?0 = the stat.No more doubt.Twist and shout.

How about that?Dusted the mat.They flew away.Have a nice day.

What was that?Questions annoy like a gnat?Treat them like a brat.Ground them and that is that.

(Psssst...look at Pat stealing glory from the cat)
The awesome co-hosts for the July 5 posting of the IWSG will be Tamara Narayan, Pat Hatt, Patricia Lynne, Juneta Key, and Doreen McGettigan!
Are you grounded now? See, no need to raise any eyebrow. The cat gets to it in the end with my grounding trend. Grounded and wise and away the insecurity flies. Or crazy and wise. Take your pick after a few tries. Questions you give yourself the most. Let the mind sail them to the coast. Then just get back to writing in mass. You can trust my crazy not so grounded little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.