It's A Breeze So Don't Up And Freeze!

The cat gets asked once in a while how he adds to his rhyming post pile. Some just can't rhyme at their sea. Or so they say to me. Ninja Wannabe proved that wrong as a while back he played along. But can do it with ease. Like a mouse to cheese.

If you have time,
Anyone can rhyme.
Even lazy turds,
Knowing few words.

The myth you'll debunk,
Just act like a drunk.
And give it a go.
What do you know.

Flippitty flopperty.
Bippitty bobberty.
Yippitty yappity.
Zippitty zappity.

You're a rhymer,
And not a mimer.
Yippee, zippee doo.
Here's a pat on the back for you.

Lossety Loossity.
Hossety Hoossity.
Jittery Jillissy.
Pittery Pillissy.

You've done it twice.
Spreading like lice.
Rolls off the tongue,
And tickles a lung.

Lumper Lipper.
Humper Hipper.
Grumper Gripper.
Wrumper Wripper.

That makes three.
Easy and free.
Yippeee, zippee, doo.
We're so proud of you.

Niffity, Nuffity.
Riffity, Ruffity.
Piffity, Puffity.
Miffity, Muffity.

You've done four.
Now you're on tour.
Proving in no time,
That anyone can rhyme.

See? It's not that hard at all. All you need to do is make up a word at your hall. Or just act like a crazy drunk. Both work when in a rhyming funk. Did you know it was that easy at your sea? It just rolls off the tongue of thee. Of course Grammar Nazi's may give you sass. But that never bothers my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.