"You should know this is the strangest thing I've ever done!"

 Wherein Jack does weird things
 She blogs in the third person sometimes
 She doesn't step on cracks as much as possible, you can guess why
 When she goes barefoot she walks toe to heel, not heel to toe so she can walk like the Indians did.
 She eats cold beans from the can 
 She sometimes whines like a toddler
 She randomly salutes people
 She was once known for sardines
 When she is stressed she buys pets
 She names her pets after book and anime characters
 She's been ordered not to get anymore pets
 She laughs at her own jokes because no one else will
 She kills plants, not on purpose
 And lastly, she loves her bed.


 If you don't know where the quote is from I disown you.