So, I was asked to do a ‘character interview’ for Touch Sensitive…

… and things got real weird, real fast.

Here’s the unedited transcript:

How would you describe the book of which you are the star?

In all honesty? Jesus… where to begin.
The bastard on the other side of the keyboard has consigned me to a life of essentially being a shit magnet, dredging through the very worst humanity has to offer. I try to look on the bright side, y’know, often with the aid of whisky and too many cigarettes – because some stereotypes exist for a bloody reason.

Dammit, I w...