The Curiously Stunted, Incomprehensibly Disjointed, Perfectly Inadequate Adventures of Nicholas Cornelius Holloway – Episode 49

He put his finger on the paragraph. “It says here that Sir Gawain died at noon on the 10th of May after he was struck once again where he’d been wounded by Lancelot previously. His body was interred at Dover Castle where visitors could see his skull and the evidence of the wound thereupon.”

“Well, that proves it,” she said.

“What? That he existed?”

She shook her head. “That getting up before noon is bad for your health.”