June #InkRipples: Word Vomit…er, I mean Blurbs

Blurb. “Excuse you.”
The word itself sounds a bit like word vomit, doesn’t it?
Blurb. “Are you feeling all right? Can I get you something?”
Most of the time that’s exactly how I feel about the blurbs I write. They are word vomit. At least in the beginning.
Imagine you just redecorated your living room. New flooring, paint, furniture, clever accent pieces, and a kick-ass color scheme that makes people stop in their tracks. Your mother walks in. Her eyebrows arch and she does a slow spin on her...