Kindle Version of My New Book Is Available
The Kindle version of my new book, Is Winona Ryder Still with the Dude from Soul Asylum? and Other LURID Tales of TERROR and DOOM!!!, is now available. Consisting of twenty bizarro-whacko-absurdo stories, including a dozen never-before-published pieces, this is my third book and a spiritual sequel of sorts to my 2013 collection Clown Tear Junkies.
Click on the cover image to go to the Amazon page.
Thanks again to anyone on here who helped with the editing, beta reading, and/or proofreading of this book.
UPDATE: Print version is available now too. Here's the link:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/154816271X/...
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Ignore the book description on Amazon for the moment--I just fixed the jumbled text, but it will take a few hours for the changes to appear.
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Who Dat wrote: "Congratulations. Do you really drive like that? In NM somebody might put a bullet right up your ........... blue whale."Slow cookin' stuff in the crock pot is the way to go.
Wow. Oh shit Doug; the market does really recognize talent. I just copied what follows from Amazon. A second congratulation. For those who may not be aware, when an e-book gets under 100,000, especially this quickly, it's in serious contention territory. You better get your copy of the book of the year before he raises the price.
#37,960 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
#593 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Humor & Satire > General Humor
#826 in Books > Literature & Fiction > Humor & Satire > Humorous
#37,960 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
#593 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Humor & Satire > General Humor
#826 in Books > Literature & Fiction > Humor & Satire > Humorous
Hey, Doug. I just have to know. Will you please just give me a simple yes or no regarding Winona? That seems reasonable to request.
Who Dat wrote: "Hey, Doug. I just have to know. Will you please just give me a simple yes or no regarding Winona? That seems reasonable to request."I am sorry, sir. But until you issue a public mea culpa in which you apologize to everyone you've ever called nasty names like "fat slob" and the like, I must refuse to engage you in even casual coversation.
Life's too short for hate. What's more, life's too short for tolerance of an UNCIVIL, UNTOWARD, ILL-MANNERED, MEAN MAN!
Humph! >:(
Sigh. They started it ...................... most of the time ................ half of the time ..................... every so often. Ah, once one starts to equivocate, there is no end.
Okay, try this.
Since I an dying to know the truth about Winona, and I'd further like to ingratiate myself with the next "writer of the year," right on his thread, and while under duress, I can publicly and truly state that I am sorry for having articulated some unfortunate people's physical characteristics, in the cases where the fathead did not initiate the exchage of words, which should have been well anticipated if the fathead was not retarded.
Good enough?
Okay, try this.
Since I an dying to know the truth about Winona, and I'd further like to ingratiate myself with the next "writer of the year," right on his thread, and while under duress, I can publicly and truly state that I am sorry for having articulated some unfortunate people's physical characteristics, in the cases where the fathead did not initiate the exchage of words, which should have been well anticipated if the fathead was not retarded.
Good enough?
Douglas said; "Why...I never!"
I rarely tell anyone what to do, but you damn well should.
I rarely tell anyone what to do, but you damn well should.
Douglas wrote: "Why...I never! *faints*"
So glad I invested in the smelling salt stockmarket.
Dougls, no lie. If you haven't already you just have to see "Quick as a Cricket" by Audrey something.
We don't have to take our clothes off
To have a good time, oh no.
We could dance and party
all night,
And drink some cherry wine, oh oh.
Douglas wrote: "We don't have to take our
clothes off
To have a good time, oh no.
We could dance and party
all night,
And drink some cherry wine, oh oh."
I think Arthur would disagree.
clothes off
To have a good time, oh no.
We could dance and party
all night,
And drink some cherry wine, oh oh."
I think Arthur would disagree.
