I'm Not Really Here He-he-he!

I'm in Seymour, Indiana at a luncheon given by the Center For Congregations. See? I told you I was churchy. Mlehhhh! It's A Practical Guide to Congregational Planning. What that means, I don't know, but I guess I'll find out.

Meanwhile, I leave you with this thought:

Haiku for Southern Indiana Weather

Last week, it was hot.

This week, it's freaking freezing.

What up wit' dat, yo?

WRITING PROMPT: Send a character to a church/religious informational meeting. Make it funny.

MA