Take Your Time With This Rhyme!

The cat is here and is a rhyming rear. I've got time to say that. I am a cat. I sleep and rhyme. I do not mime. I have time for that too. But I chose not to. Nope, not a rhyme about saving time. Already dropped that dime.

No reason or rhyme,
To us saving time.
Or rhyme or reason,
If opposite is treason.

No reason to rush,
Even mutts who mush.
For who needs that?
It's so full of scat.

So take your time.
It's never a crime.
You saw this post.
Take your time at my coast.

3 years later you comment.
Damn, took your time to make a dent.
But you took your time.
May have even sucked a lime.

A heart attack is coming due.
Called 911 at your zoo.
The ambulance just takes its time.
Damn, you are dead in your prime.

A work report is due.
Take your time to do and view.
3 months later you hand it in.
Fired you are for your time win.

Take your time paying bills.
They don't bring any thrills.
Whoops, no phone, water or power.
But taking your time with each passing hour.

Take your time grocery shopping.
Who needs grocery store hopping?
When from hunger the bodies start dropping,
Up your time you are still mopping.

Time sure is taken,
Whether or not your butt is shakin.
Taken far far away from and because of you,
As procrastination, firings and even death shines through.

So take your time.
It's so sublime.
Your time is the best.
Pass the taking it test.

Wow, the "your" time really shines through. When did taking your time become an excuse for lazy asses at each zoo? One thing to take your time and get it right, another to use it to put something off until the 100th night. Then wonder why all the bad came to you as you give a boo hoo. You only took your time after all. Pfffft is all you'll get from me at my hall. Do you take your time in such a pass? Better not tell my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.