(Me writing a screenplay)

just-a-random-nerd:

the-walrus-squad:

Hmm, I need a name for this character. She’s supposed to be a snake-like character so lets google up a snake glossary and use the first term on the list as her name.

*opens glossary and reads first entry*

Ah yes, her name shall be “Anal plate.”

Write it backwards, no-one will ever know.

Thanks @just-a-random-nerd, now I’ll never hear the name Lana again without thinking of this.