(Guest Post by Leo Robertson) - Everything You Need to Know About Daniel Day Lewis or Extreme Sitting for Beginners

Daniel Day Lewis proved that if you sit hard enough you can break a rib. Now that’s some extreme sitting! Can you imagine the hemorrhoids that guy must have had? They’d be like mine after sitting so hard I reached the end of There Will Be Blood followed by an evening’s attempts to excrete all that forced masculinity from my skeptical bowels: I can report that the film’s title was pretty damn prescient.


*This micro-short was kindly provided by Leo Robertson.

He writes things that go "splat!"
You can check out his book "Sinkhole" right here: