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–Don’t tell me. Let me guess …. Catholic.

–That obvious?

–I can picture you as an altar boy.

–On my knees?

–Did that happen to you?

–No, no.

–It’s a bit soon to be cracking priest jokes, don’t you think?

–Impossible to do that too soon with a fellow Catholic.

–Mormon.

–Bullshit.

–Fuck you, “Bullshit.” I am fucking Mormon.

–You may be Mormon now, but you started out Catholic.

–…

–Tell me I’m wrong.

–…

–Are you mad?

–Umm … no … it’s just that I …

–Oh Christ. You were molested by–

–Hell no.

–I don’t understand, then.

–How did you know I was Catholic?

–Your Mormonism gave you away.

–What?!

–It’s true. I swear.

–Mormonism gave me away?

–I can’t help it if you’re still Catholic underneath, if your guilt overpowers your …

–My what?

–Your hopes.