alien: hello i come in peace

alien: hello i come in peace

me: bro wtf an alien

alien: yeah totally

me: dude that is awesome how can i totally be of assistance

alien: take me to your lizards

me:

me: bro did u mean leader

alien: *hands me a satellite image of a t rex* nah bro take me to your lizards

me: bro...... you just.... im sorry bro....you just missed um man........ u just barely missed them