The top five reason to serve aliens in restaurants

I received a letter from a reader about alien etiquette. I can’t imagine why. I write about aliens, but I’m not an expert. However, since I write the blog, I felt I really must answer.

Dear Wind Egger:

Ever since the travel ban I thought aliens weren’t allowed in the US, but I see restaurants serving them all the time. I think it’s rude that they’ll serve extraterrestrial aliens, but not aliens from Muslim countries. What do you think? Should restaurants serve aliens?

Jared K., NYC now DC

 

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Believe it or not, you’ll find restaurants serving aliens in almost every city. (photo Melissa Maninang; alien Piolinfax)

Dear Jared:

After doing some research I discovered that not only do restaurants serve aliens, they should. Aliens are among the most profitable recipes available. Chefs had different reasons for believing this, but the top five were:

They don’t break down in the sauce.
They don’t need refrigeration
They’re a delicacy in the Continental US
They will talk to you while you eat them and
They don’t taste anything like chicken.