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[image error]Right. Line up, you lot. And get that hair cut! Half of you look like a bunch of girls!
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Write and tell your Mum you’ll be home in twenty years.
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You’ll travel to distant places and collect exotic souvenirs.
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The Legion will feed you.
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The Legion will clothe you.
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Our friendly centurions…
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…will teach you how to march.
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and march…
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and march…
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(did we mention the marching?)
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…and fight.
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And how to round up civilians who make trouble.
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If anything goes wrong, our highly-trained doctors will look...
Published on June 09, 2017 04:53