Watered Down Without A Frown!

Watered down?That makes you frown?I did say without.What's the frown about?
Think I'd water it down?Stop you from entering confusion town?Pfffft don't worry about that.I'm still a confusing cat.
I can amuse.So I confuse,As you peruse,But that's not news.
Not insecure here?That is clear.But that you knew.Damn, stop it, you.
Now I have to think.Wait, I need a drink.Ahh, I got something new.New to you.

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Water and summer.Sure not a bummer.Beats the heat.Cools the feet.
But is that all?Do you stall?Nothing but a feet cooler?Should I get a ruler?
Oh, you went in.Is it a win?Wait, just the kiddie end?Is shallow your friend?

Wading with the kiddie pee. Wow, what a way to be.No wonder insecurities are around.Urine in the pool is found.

Now you're in the deep end.You bucked the insecure trend.And even if you sink.You never know what's at the bottom of the drink. 
You could find new treasure at the bottom. Then get a hit come autumn. Or something else could come due. So go down in the water isn't always bad for you. Of course if you literally go down that may make you frown. Would suck to be dead. So don't take literally what I said. Look at those wise words that came to pass. Damn, I even surprised my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.