MARK TWAIN FOR PRESIDENT

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LY15Y0W

After reading my post on the decaying art of political humor yesterday, 
the ghost of Mark Twain thought he should show Kathy and the others how it is done!

"Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."

 "The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet."

 "Yes, you are right -- 
I am a moralist in disguise; 
it gets me into heaps of trouble when I go thrashing around in political questions." Letter to Helene Picard 

"When you are in politics, you are in a wasp's nest with a short shirt-tail." 




"Do not worry, children, I shall not often meddle with politics, 
because you have Roland who is already excellent 
and only needs to serve a term or two in the penitentiary to be perfect."