Pick Your Hit With What Day Is It!

The cat has seen even more weird ones creep in. Or just plan eye roll worthy ones for the win. So let's jump on the bandwagon today. Let's make up a day.

Hop on one foot day.
That may cause dismay.
It may not please.
Could blow over with the breeze.

Lick the ground day.
Isn't that a great foray?
You could catch a disease.
That day sure would please.

Blow with the wind day.
Blow back at your bay.
If you are full of hot air.
It could work grand at your lair.

Ask a random question day.
Go up to the nearest person on display.
Ask the strangest thing that pops in.
You may get chucked in the looney bin.

Kick the nearest thing day.
Could work as a double play.
Random question for one.
A kick for the second will be done.

Random research day.
Make up some stats about any foray.
That will be easy to do.
Just add one plus two.

Contradict stats day.
Join the fray.
Say the opposite of another finding.
The internet will be grinding.

The killer excuse day.
Give your best a say.
If people don't buy it.
Hey, maybe hiss and spit.

The flick an ear day.
Flick them at play.
When you see them on another,
Flick like an annoying little brother.

The make a day day.
Didn't think I'd give that a say?
I declare it make a day day.
Here on the 29th of May.

Hey, Monopoly and barbies have a day. Why can't a day making day join the fray? Although you may end up in jail with a few of these. But you won't blowing back at the breeze. Have any weird ones to add to the mass? Go ahead and make a day day on the day declared by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.