The Lazy Joy Of The Employ!

The internet sure is great. It is first rate. You can find rats having sex or even turn up a hex. Hey, some search engine nut found me with the former one. And you can also help lazy ass employers a ton.

A resume you say?
What may I ask is that?
Who needs such a display.
You are just a stat.

Go to our site.
Fill out our form.
I assure you it won't bite.
This is our norm.

Answer questions galore.
Give it your best.
You may make it through the door,
If you pass the test.

Otherwise, you'll stay on file.
6 months to be exact.
Then you can hit redial.
Hopefully you're in on the act.

It isn't really a test.
It is more of a getting to know you.
We want to see your zest.
We can tell if you answer with one or two.

Actually we can't.
Nope, not one bit.
I'm just a worker ant.
The computer does that shit.

You are in the system.
Now let the computer factor it all.
We'll slowly twist em.
Scrutinizing each ball.

Actually we won't.
Nope, not one bit.
Sexual harassment we don't.
The computer does that shit.

Write the big long essay.
We want to know you more.
Don't just say hey,
If you want in the door.

In the system with a click.
Your data will be computed.
Wasn't that some slick?
Reading resumes has been muted.

Hiring sure is streamlined more and more. Ever have to fill out some system crap at your shore? They ask stupid things and then if you get picked out, they'll give the same stupid questions in the interview a shout. Redundant much? Yep, more than a touch. Lazy asses let computers do all the work. Gotta have that time saving perk. They are sure taking place in mass. So annoying filling the crap out 50 times over for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.