How Do You Sum Up Shallon in One Word?

So my wonderful magical friend Christine is working on this quarterly magazine where all her pals write essays on the season. I happily contributed one, the writing of which was far easier than her latest request: come up with a summery picture and a ONE WORD description of yourself.

As you know, writing about myself in biographical terms is next to impossible for me. I start with "OC native Shallon Lester…" and then I got nothin.

But here are my ideas for my 1-word sum up. Thoughts?!?!?

Blonde
Author
Sparkly
Hockey (it's an adjective to me, ok)
Star (what, this isn't a goddamn congressional deposition ok? i can be whoever i want.)
Zbornak
Devereaux
Wanderluster (Wanderlester?!)

Umm…ok that's all I've got.  I kind of like Zbornak. And these are possible pictures, and yeah that's a Smirnoff Ice. WHAT.

 

 

HALP.